May 2013
patrickandmarcus:
I think we should stop using the word opinion when it comes to potentially oppressive ideologies.
We need a new word cuz mufuckas out here thinking hating gay people and hating Johnny Depp movies is the same thing and this really needs to stop
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
lucifersblog:
d3florate:
psychoprism:
yoloween:
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
slipstreamborne:
roachpatrol:
singingstorm:
an AU where bro is as baffled by Dave as Dave is by bro
feat. mom “an actual solution to the problem” lalonde
what a good au
au excuse you i think you mean CANON
Did anyone actually read “The Great Gatsby”? →
yeahwriters:
One spring just before the financial crisis struck, students at Princeton University threw a Gatsby party. “It’s going to be big,” said an organizer, promising all the trappings of the novel’s soirees. “It’s going to be grandiose.” Gatsby parties are common, but this one stands out for its extravaganceâthe expected outlay was $20,000âand the particular irony…
I mean, of course...
morrissarty:
fuckitfireeverything:
teengrrrlsquad:
why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?
#WHY ARE THERE NO CEMETERIES FOR ALIVE PEOPLE
i didn’t think this could be improved but that one takes the cake
im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:
catwhiskerscomefromwithin:
smashedindigo:
I’m really scared to keep watching Supernatural because I heard on tumblr.com that as the seasons progress Sam becomes sadder and his hair grows longer but im only on season 2 and he’s already pretty sad and shaggy so by the time i get to season 8 he’s probably going to be a suicidal chewbacca and i don’t know if i want...
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
sketchythought:
traceexcalibur:
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
The Hawkeye Initiative: Special Guest Edition: The... →
roachpatrol:
gingerhaze:
thehawkeyeinitiative:
I recently received an email from an anonymous fan sharing how she pulled a Hawkeye Initiative themed prank on her CEO to illustrate a problem with some artwork. My personal compliments to her and her accomplice on a mission well done; they perfectly took they perfectly took the concept of The…
This is MAGNIFICENT and HILARIOUS.
Oh, this...
its-idek-anymore:
thequeenoftacos:
if ironman and the silver surfer teamed up
they would be alloys
always reblog science jokes
graysea:
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
norsegays:
“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
arquiusprite:
OH MY GOD?? IMAGINE EQUIUS TRYING TO DRIVE A CAR AND HIS FEET JUST GO THROUGH THE FLOOR AND HE DRIVES IT LIKE ONE OF THOSE CARS FROM THE FLINTSTONES
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mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
